Girth's Ode to Family Fests

Sitting here at my desk it has become apparent reading the comments today that we all love family fests. Especially Little Jim and I have therefore scribbled down the following song as a tribute to Little Jim and her family festivals. It has the same music as (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by the Beatles ) but I have altered the lyrics to befit a family festival

Picture yourself at a gate to a garden
With a Romanesque courtyard and a grave to dear fly
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl whose about half of your size

Zillions of flowers of yellow and green
Towering over her head
Look at her now sipping gin on the floor
Yes She's gone !!

CHORUS

Little Jim's Magic Ride - Time to Climb On !!!
Little Jim's Magic Ride - Time to Climb On !!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!

Follow her down to a hut by a fire
Where children are screaming, sherbert streams from their eyes !!
Everyone smiles as we pass round the FLOWERS
Singing and Chanting pissed out of our minds !!!
The lawnmower man appears next door
Chugging and Mowing away
Swigging the drink back, music blarring out loud
And we're gone !!!

CHORUS

Little Jim's Magic Ride - Time to Climb On !!!
Little Jim's Magic Ride - Time to Climb On !!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Picture yourself with what's left of the day
Sitting down, tired, funny how time flies !!!
Suddenly someone is there, head hurts !! she's groaning !!
The girl who we carried inside !!!

CHORUS

Little Jim's Magic Ride - Time to Climb On !!
Little Jim's Magic Ride - Time to Climb On !!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!

(to fade )