An Ode to David

Somehow it is reading this sort of stuff on the message board that helps keep me sane whilst away on business trips (particularly the longer ones). If this keeps me sane, I wonder at the state of my sanity!

To the tune of "Homeward Bound" by Simon & Garfunkle. Lyrics by Girth.

He's sitting in a railway station
Got a ticket for a destination ohh
On a tour of foreign lands
Computer parts and elastic bands
And every clog from his adoring fans
For sorting out their future plans

Homeward Bound
He wishes he was Homeward Bound
Home to stop Sophie from escaping
Home then her measuring and weighing
Home where Nappy gloves lie waiting
Silently for me !!!

Everyday's an endless dream
Strange cigarettes and magazines mmm
And each town looks the same to me
Blue Movies and beer factory's
Still every tulip is reminding me how I long to be

CHORUS

Tonight I'll wear those clogs again
Smile at their games and pretend mmm
But all those workers come after me
With more demands Why Can't you see !!
Your countries flat, no good to me
I need to climb, its time to flee !!

CHORUS

NB: re"Computer parts and elastic bands" - I shudder to think what you imagine that my job involves. I support a software application, not the hardware (not all Geeks are the same)!