Girth the Great's recipe

Such a classic it deserves a page to itself

Take one Kiwi
Take one Caroline
Take one edible Bev
Take one James
Take one Peter
A Dozen Nurses (clothed in outfits !!)
Alcohol

Take the alcohol pour liberally into all the other ingredients.
Gently bring Peter and James to the boil by peeling the nurses !!
To make it slightly more exotic add the kiwi
Add the secret ingredient the edible BEV
Give it a quick beating and leave to rise !!
You will of course need to butter up Caroline in order for this fantasic recipe to take place !!!